ok-fandom:
“I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
”

ok-fandom:

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

everydaylouie:

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

“You can’t be funny without being offensive!”

igraine-ohnefurcht:

animentality:

Um

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“Functional, healthy family relationships can’t be funny! Only dysfunctional relationships where the family members despise each other can be hilarious!” 

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UM

“Everything has to be edgy and dark and violent and push the line to be good!” 

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If you genuinely believe that, then you’re not trying hard enough. 

“Stereotyping is necessary for comedy”

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vivialopod:

hullaballoons:

little-king-john:

artwhork:

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

“Life ends too quickly so don’t waste it denying yourself the stuff you like just because you’re worried about what other people will think about how you look”

“You want me to just fucking kill myself, op? Is that it?”

lezbianz:

the percentage your phone is at is the percent big dick energy you have

beachdeath:

thottiequeen:

reyton:

lgbt people are so resilient and strong and powerful and valuable

And so are straight people(:

kyle you’re 17 years old so i’m gonna go easy on you but this post was made out of personal grief on the day 50 lgbtq people were slaughtered in the worst mass killing in american history so i really am going to need you to roll it back with the homophobia

lilstarburstbaby:

IN THE LINE OF TOTALITY by

Catherine Mcloughlin
alliearts:
“ mynameisdevon:
“ submariet:
“ lntruding:
“  soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes
”
THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die
”
BABUSHKATS
”
babushkats.
”

alliearts:

mynameisdevon:

submariet:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

BABUSHKATS

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babushkats.

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